{"title":"The Rat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Rat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eRole: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSpilling all the secrets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-start para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eOrigin Story:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eLurking in an alley off a crowded street in Lower Manhattan, wedged between a deli and a shuttered laundromat. The Rat sees everything. It’s been kicked, tagged, ignored, and leaned on, but never removed. It learned early that information is currency, and survival means knowing who’s coming before they turn the corner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none white-space-prewrap\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-start para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eDispenses:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eMini newspapers that contain stories, rumors, and half-truths pulled from the streets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none white-space-prewrap\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"nonnos-newspaper-club","title":"Nonno's Monthly News Club","description":"\u003cp\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNonno's Newspaper Club is a monthly mail club where I send you a mini newspaper of \u003cem\u003eThe Rumor Mill\u003c\/em\u003e every month. Each newspaper is packed with juicy stories, a functioning crossword puzzle, and a comic strip series!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eStuffed inside each newspaper is a bonus insert that includes a monthly\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003emugshot\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eof an unruly character. Treat it like a game and guess their offense based on their mugshot photo, then flip it over to reveal the criminal record to see if you're right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn addition to receiving a newspaper of \u003cem\u003eThe Rumor Mill\u003c\/em\u003e and a monthly mugshot, first-time subscribers receive a sticker featuring The Rat, one of Venti Vendi's seven vending machines from which the newspaper is dispensed. All of these items are then stuffed into a mini poly newspaper bag, packed into a manila envelope, and sealed with a news club sticker to mimic a subopnea or resemble a top secret case file. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSign up by the 10th of the month to receive that same month's issue. Sign-ups after the 10th of each month will receive next month's issue. \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e**\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e:\u003c\/strong\u003e Your subscription will automatically renew, and recurring payments will be processed on the same day of each billing cycle as the date you originally signed up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce you subscribe, you're all set to receive the newspaper every month. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSince tracking is not provided on small envelopes, I will send a confirmation email to your inbox after I have fulfilled the shipment. Expect your issue of \u003cem\u003eThe Rumor Mill \u003c\/em\u003edelivered straight to your mailbox roughly 5-7 days after shipment. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you so much, and I hope you enjoy reading this newspaper\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eas much as I've enjoyed writing it. Welcome to the club. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Venti Vendi","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53951337169214,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/8783\/8782\/files\/TheRumorMillflyer_sticker_andmugshot_5_ed7353bc-691d-4b53-bab3-328243043a59.png?v=1784766078"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/8783\/8782\/collections\/Screenshot_2026-06-14_at_11.19.13_PM.png?v=1784814659","url":"https:\/\/ventivendi.com\/collections\/the-rat.oembed","provider":"Venti Vendi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}